[转]Dear God…
by fly51fly on Aug.15, 2006, under Misc
Are You really invisible or is that just a trick?
(您是真的看不见哪还是和我们开玩笑？)
Did You mean for giraffe to look like that?
(您是打算让长颈鹿长成那样的吗？)
I am American. What are You?
(我是美国人，你是哪儿的？)
Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
(请让丹尼斯·克拉克明年就转学)
I think stapler is one of Your greatest invention.
（我觉得订书机是您最伟大的发明）
I would like to live 900 years like that guy in the Bible.
（我想象圣经里的那个人一样活个900年）
Edison stoled Your invention.
（我丛书上看到爱迪生给了大家光明，可是在学校他们说是您造了太阳才有了光明，所以我想一定是爱迪生偷了您的主意……）
Instead of letting people die, You could just keep the ones You already got.
（您那的人已经够多的了，就别再让更多的人死去了吧）
I went to this wedding and they kissed in the church. Is that ok?
（我参加了婚礼，可他们接了吻，是应该这样吗？）
In Bible time did they really talk that fancy?
（在圣经里谈论的真的是关于那些幻想的事？）
Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for whas a puppy.
（谢谢你给我一个小弟弟，不过我祈求的是一只小狗……）
Please put another holiday between Easter and Christmas.
（请在复活节和圣诞节之间再加一个节日吧）
Please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton – I hate her.
（如果有来生，请别让我成为Jennifer Horton——我恨她）
If You give me genie lamp like Alladin, I will give You anything you want except my money or my chess set.
（如果你给我一只象阿拉丁神灯那样的神奇宝灯，我愿意用任何东西和你交换——除了我的零花钱和我的象棋）
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms.
（如果亚伯与该隐都有自己的一间屋子，他们可能就不会那么激烈地打斗了）
I want to be just like my daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.
（我长大了想变成我老爸那样，但是别长那么多头发）
I keep waiting for Spring. Don’t forget.
（别忘了，我还在等着春天到来呢）
You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
（别替我担心，我走路总是在两边张望着）
I think about You sometimes even when I’m not praying.
（即使没在祈祷的时候，我也总是想着您哪）
I bet it’s hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
（我打赌你不可能爱世界上每个人。我们家就四口人，我都很难做到这一点）
If You watch in Church on Sunday I will show You my new shoes.
（这天星期天如果你去教堂看看，你就能看到我的新鞋）
If You let the dinasor not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
（如果没有dinasor我们就没有自己的国家了，您干了件正确的事）
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are God.
（我想没有比您更适合当上帝的了——我可不是当着你的面才这么说的）
August 15th, 2006 on 9:37 am
August 15th, 2006 on 9:37 am