杂译·中文·加菲猫 060605~060613

In: Garfield

16 Sep 2006


1.阿姜:加菲,我注定要孤独一生了
2.阿姜:就像是荒漠中游走的独身男人……
3.阿姜:啦啦……一起来啊……
  加菲:怕啥来啥

 

 
1.阿姜:每次约会都是死气沉沉的
2.阿姜:就算我把耳朵插满薯条,就算我把勺子顶在鼻子上,都没有任何效果
3.加菲:女人啊……她们可真不识趣,是不?

 


1.阿姜:内在美才是真的美
2.阿姜:外在的美只能充充门面
3.阿姜:所谓人不可貌相……
  加菲:好像有人又在约会中被BS了哦

 


1.阿姜:加菲,这次约会又出师不利
2.阿姜:她居然要开着卡车从我身上碾过去!
3.阿姜:好在那十八个轱辘的大家伙不是那么好控制
  加菲:那车是你挑的,对吧?

 


1.阿姜:加菲,这次约会又出师不利,我们一起看了场大脚卡车拉力赛,你猜怎么着?
2.阿姜:她的红色长发垂在背上……
3.阿姜:全部都在背上,头上一根都没有……
  加菲:行啦,别再说啦!

 


加菲:演出时间到喽!……啊—喔—是葡萄炮弹……没打中!嘿嘿……咚(终极葡萄梗炮弹)

 

 
1.阿姜:加菲,我很寂寞
2.〔。。。〕
3.加菲:下周我再给你画像
  阿姜:我是说“我需要人陪”!

 


1.阿姜:加菲,这把老骨头已经不如当初那么好使了吧?
2.〔。。。〕
3.阿姜:还是从来就没好使过?
  加菲:岁月催人老啊……

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