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In: Foxtrot|Garfield|Peanuts

20 Sep 2006

Garfield – 20 September 2006

1.阿姜:今天我讲的每个笑话都把丽兹逗乐了!
2.(…)
3.阿姜:她的幽默感应该没啥问题吧?
  加菲:都能被你的笑话逗乐,看来是有点问题

 

Foxtrot – 20 September 2006
 
小F:我来喽!平均成绩A+++++++!
哥哥:哦?
小F:我正给我们老师设计网页,如果我的网页被选上了,老师会奖励我额外的10个学分哦。
哥哥:再加10个学分你的平均成绩就A+++++++了?
小F:当然不会,不过网页带过去的病毒会替我在成绩后面多加几个“0”的
哥哥:我猜最后会是一个大大的零

 

Peanuts – 20 September 2006

史努比:如果我是一片叶子,我不会焦急地要离开自己的家……我会努力在树上坚持住,能坚持多久算多久……看,自作聪明的家伙!不听老人言吃亏在眼前……

 

B.C. – 20 September 2006
 

石头上写着:“法律援助”
男原始人甲:我需要一份禁令,快!
男原始人乙:着什么急啊?
女原始人:啊——哈——你们在这儿啊,我的心肝儿小宝贝儿!
男原始人乙:咋办……来不及啦……

 

Wizard of Id – 20 September 2006

仆人: 皇后朝这边儿来了……看上去她想和您来个脸贴脸的问候
矮个皇上:你咋知道要脸贴脸?
仆人:因为她是跪着走过来的啊

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