杂译·中文·凯文与霍布斯精选(一)

In: Misc

24 Sep 2006

 
凯文:过这么久了,爸爸,我得去看看我的捕虎陷阱了……昨天我放了块金枪鱼三明治作诱饵,我想陷阱里肯定已经套着一只老虎了!
爸爸:老虎喜欢金枪鱼,是吗?
凯文:当然啦,为了金枪鱼三明治,老虎什么都会做
霍布斯:在这一点上,我们就是有那么点笨

 


凯文:爸爸,要是我捉到一只老虎我该拿他怎么办?
爸爸:把他带回家,把它喂饱,凯文!没看见我正忙着吗?嘘……
霍布斯:别再给我拿了,真的,我撑得一丁点儿也吃不下了!

 


爸爸:刚才屋里怎么那么吵?你现在应该已经睡着了!
凯文:是霍布斯,爸爸!是他跳到床上来的!真的!
爸爸:霍布斯不可能自己跳上床!赶紧睡觉!
霍布斯:好吧,刚才是你玩铙钹才发出动静的!!
凯文:可你也跳上床了!

 

 
奶奶:看图讲故事结束啦,凯文,把你的老虎放进抽屉里吧
凯文:放抽屉里?会把他憋死的!
奶奶:好吧,那至少把它放到你的椅子下面吧
凯文:哎呀!椅子下面地方儿太小了!
霍布斯:确实是小了点儿
凯文:7+3是多少?
霍布斯:是73。

 


爸爸:晚安,凯文
凯文:晚安,爸爸……嘿!不准备跟霍布斯也道个晚安吗?
爸爸:晚安,霍布斯
霍布斯:这就完了?不讲个故事吗?临睡前不吻一个吗?
凯文:睡啦睡啦,别像个小女孩儿似的

 


凯文:这都是些啥?
爸爸:尝一尝啊,你会喜欢的
凯文:你知道,要是从没人告诉你这都是些啥你也会讨厌它们的

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