杂译·中文·凯文与霍布斯精选(三)

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1 Oct 2006


凯文:你相信命运吗?
霍布斯:你是说,我们的未来早就是注定的对吗?
凯文:是啊……我们做的一切都是避免不了的
霍布斯:这想法真可怕!

 


凯文:不!……不、不、不、不、不、不、不……
爸爸:天啊,什么事这么大惊小怪的?
妈妈:哦,是凯文死活不去洗澡,这孩子太能闹了!
凯文:我被判死刑了,真不敢相信爸妈竟然这样对我!
幻想泡沫妖怪:啊-哈!终于落我手里了,小子!
凯文:啊——救命啊!妈妈!
幻想泡沫妖怪:哈 哈 哈!淹死你小子!
凯文:救——命!咕噜咕噜——
妈妈:别闹啦!凯文!别把水溅得到处都是,我可不想把整个浴室再清理一遍!
凯文:哈!我拔出了塞子!滚到下水道去吧!你这个魔鬼!去死吧!!
幻想泡沫妖怪:啊——啊——
妈妈:别告诉我他已经把水放了!
凯文:相信我,女士

 


凯文:我们班新来了一个女孩儿
霍布斯:好啊!她叫什么名字?
凯文:我怎么知道?
霍布斯:那她漂亮吗?
凯文:谁在乎啊?跟我没关系!
霍布斯:那你喜欢她吗?
凯文:不!

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