加菲猫语录 VI

In: Garfield

18 Mar 2008

     1.25岁是你生命的一个里程碑,那你是否觉得老了也更聪明了呢? 
  老是老了,更聪明也可能,但更饿了那是一定的。 
  2.到了25岁有什么好处吗? 
  在自助餐厅能享受老年人的折扣。 
  3.你对你的同龄人有什么建议吗? 
  多吃垃圾食品,你能得到的罐头食品都是你需要的。 
  4.你看起来都还那么棒,你是如何保持青春的,绝对不是节食或锻炼吧? 
  是镜子和甲醛的功劳。 
  5.你和“作者”吉姆有哪些相似又有哪些不同? 
  他骨子里是个乡下人,而我却是只大城市的猫;他拂晓时起床;我临近中午起床;但我俩都享受简单生活的乐趣:吃,睡,伸懒腰。 
  6.最喜欢你主人什么? 
  没头脑的服从。 
  7.你怎么形容你自己的? 
  胆小,够重,自我感觉良好,也易怒。 
  8.如果你是一棵树,你觉得会是棵怎样的树? 
  制成一个食物橱柜。 
  9.你哭过吗? 
  一次,当我的饭盘空时。 
  10.你上了年纪会怀旧吗? 
  当你根本不记得任何东西时,怀旧又如何谈起?

 

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