加菲猫经典语录 IV

In: Garfield

18 Mar 2008

1,问:猫遇到鱼会得到什么?
答:得到一只用脚走路的鲤鱼。
2,问:什么使猫记忆力减退?
答:减肥中心。
3,问:听说过有两只分不开的猫吗?
答:双胞胎猫
4,问:猫为什么抓窗帘?
答:爪子好
5,问:猫的最大的有点是什么?
答:有9条命
6:问:猫为什么吃毛球儿?
答:不想说话
7,问:听说过靠体育发财的猫吗?
答:它经营网球拍,但是从来不运动
8,我认识一只很富有的猫。它拥有数不清的老鼠
9,问:猫碰到狗会出什么事儿?
答:狗严重负伤
10,问:猫在黑暗中看得清东西吗?
答:是的,但是它们抓不住手电

 

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