Archive for April, 2008

 (All right class, who would like to give his book report first? Calvin, how about you? Calvin? Calvin? Spaceman Spiff cooly draws his death ray blaster …)『好,谁来大家讲讲自己的读书报告?』『卡尔文,你先来?』『卡尔文?』『卡尔文?』『宇航员斯皮夫冷静地掏出死亡射线枪……』   (2 + 7 = I cannot answer this question, as it is against my religious principles. It’s worth a shot.)『2 + 7 = ?』『这道题我答不了,因为它违背了我的信条』『不过可以试试』   (Hobbes, what […]

『劳动节,多蠢的节日』『雇个笨蛋,再炒掉他……』『就靠成天胡闹歌颂劳动』Garfield: Labor day, shmabor day. What a dumb day. Garfield: To hire some jerk, then send him away… Garfield: To celebrate work by playing all day. Jon: Hee-hee-hee Jon: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA 『神秘剧场到此结束……晚安』(咔嗒)(咔嗒)『别胡闹了,加菲!』Radio: And that’s all for mystery theater. …Good night. Jon: (click) Jon: (click) GARFIELD! CUT THAT OUT! 『今天晚上打算干嘛,莱曼?』『去碧尤看电影』『是关于一个小孩,他把钉子放老师椅子上,老师坐了上去』『剧情好像不咋样啊』『我也觉得,不过我喜欢男孩把女孩弄到手的电影』Jon: What’re you doing tonight, Lyman Lyman: I’m […]

『加菲,你得节食了,从现在开始』『加菲?』『我把他搞短路了?』 1. Jon: Garfield, as of this minute, I’m putting you on a diet2. Jon: Garfield?3. Jon: I think I snapped his mind 『来吧,伙计,减肥没什么不好,就是从腰上去掉几磅肉,能让你恢复苗条健康』『这就对了』『我都没敢说,他已经成了减肥中心十大通缉目标之一了』 1. Jon: Come on, old buddy. Going on a diet’s not all that bad. Why, a couple of pounds off the middle and you’ll be fit and trim again2. Jon: That’s […]

『嗨!瓦尔丽特,想借我的漫画书吗?』『帮你你买瓶汽水啊?要骑我的单车吗?』『不用了,谢谢』『要我怎么做才能让我才会注意我呢?』『做好你自己就足够了,查理布朗』『天啊,现在女孩子对男人的要求也太多了!』   『仔细听我说!』『好好记住!』『最好尊重我点儿』『我可是未来某人的妈妈』   『瞧,那是谁?』『“男人最好的伙伴”!』『“男人最好的伙伴”?』『女人哪儿错了?』   『觉得我漂亮吗?查理布朗』『嗯~啊!』『必须承认,这些年你越来越漂亮了……』『……如果眯着眼看的话……』『找乐子也是有风险的!』     『橡皮鸭!』『玩具船!』『橡皮鹅!』『天啊!男人就不能有点私人的洗澡空间吗?』  

(It says here that by the age of six … most children have seen a million murders on television. I find that very disturbing! It means I’ve been watching all the wrong channels.)『报纸上说年满六岁……』『……的大多数小孩都在电视上目睹了数以百万计的凶杀案件』『太不可思议了吧』『看来我大部分时候都没调对台』 (I’m not eating this green stuff. Yecchh! Good idea, Calvin. It’s a plate of toxic waste that will turn you into a […]




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Loving my family, loving my friends, loving my life, and having hopes of a wonderful future...

爱家人,爱朋友,爱生活,面带微笑期待每一个幸福的明天……

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