中文 卡尔文与霍布斯【Calvin and Hobbes】1985.12.02-1985.12.08

In: Calvin and Hobbes

17 Apr 2008

19851202
(Bad news, dad. Your polls are way down. My polls? You rate especially low among tigers and six-year-old white males. If you want to stay "Dad" I’d suggest you adopt some key planks to your platform. Some special interest groups are in for a surprise. Of those polled, virtually all flavor increased allowances and the commencement of driving lessons.)
『老爸,不好了,你的民调支持率下降了』
『民调支持率?』
『在老虎和六岁白人男孩中支持率尤其的低』
『要连任“老爸”,还是来点新的关键性政策吧』
『一些特殊利益集团的出现还真是意外呢』
『大众的呼声很集中——增加零用钱&批准学车』

19851203
(There’s a new girl in our class. Well! What’s her name? Who knows? Is she nice? Who cares? Not me! Do you like her?? No!)
『我们班新来了一个女孩』
『好啊,她叫什么?』
『我怎么知道?』
『她漂亮吗?』
『我才不管!』
『你喜欢她??』
『不!』

ch851204
(Here comes that new girl. Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar? I hope you suffer a debilitating brain aneurysm, you freak! She’s cute, isn’t she?? Go away.)
『是新来的女孩儿』
『苏茜,是你吗?你的头就像田鼠!』
『长脑瘤去吧!你这怪胎!』
『她蛮可爱的,对吧?』
『一边去』

ch851205
(Hi Calvin. Mind if I join you for lunch? Yes. I have soup today. What do you have? A squid eyeball sandwich. You do not! Don’t be disgusting. I like to suck out the retinas. Miss Wormwood! Care for a bite? Or were you leaving?)
『嗨,卡尔文,一起吃午饭吧?』
『好啊』
『我今天带了汤,你呢?』
『乌贼眼球三明治』
『什么?你真恶心!』
『吮吸视网膜感觉很爽的』
『温华华德小姐!』
『尝尝吗?要么赶紧走?』

ch851206
(You can’t come up here, Susie! No girls allowed. What on earth makes you think I’d want to sit up in a stupid tree in the first place?!? Leave it to a girl, to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.)
『别上来,苏茜!女孩是不允许上来的』
『你怎么会觉得我就非想要坐在那破树上呢』
『……』
『拿性别歧视打趣取乐的事,还是留给女孩去做吧』

ch851207
(Wheee! Houston, we have a negative on that orbit trajectory.)
『休斯顿,我们偏离了运行轨道』

ch851208
(Our hero, the valiant Spaceman Spiff, is marooned on a strange world … I’ll set my Mertilizer on "deep fat fry." Calvin! You’re not paying attention! … we join Spaceman Spiff on the distant planet Zorg … Gronk! Argh! Trapped by a hideous Graknil, Spiff draws his trusty atomic napalm neutralizer! Chew electric death snarling cur! But the weapon is useless! Spiff is doomed!! Our hero makes a break and ducks into a nearby cave! Weeoo! What’s that awful smell? Eep! Who was that? Beats me, Fred.)
*我们的大英雄,勇敢的宇航员,斯皮夫,正孤身奋战在一个怪异的星球……
『让我把武器调到“深度灼烧”档』
『开尔文,你又溜号了!』
*……还是回到斯皮夫在遥远佐格星球上的战斗……
『糟糕』
* 被格雷怪兽逼到死角的斯皮夫,掏出了原子中和抢
『吃我一枪!』
*这一枪似乎没对怪兽起作用!斯皮夫再次陷入险境!!
*我们的英雄瞅准机会,冲进了附近的一个山洞
『咦!什么味这么难闻?』
『谁?』
『拍我一下,弗雷德』

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