中文 卡尔文与霍布斯【Calvin and Hobbes】1985.11.25-1985.12.01

In: Calvin and Hobbes

19 Apr 2008

19851125
(Any monsters under my bed tonight!! Well there’d better not be! I’d hate to have to torch one with my flame thrower! You have a flame thrower?? They lie. I lie.)
『床底下有怪物吗?!』
『没有……没……没有』
『好吧,最好什么都没有,本来打算用火焰喷射器烧怪物玩的!』
『你有火焰喷射器?』
『他们先骗我的』

19851126
(Mom, can I drive on the way back? Of course not, Calvin. Can I just steer then? I promise I won’t crash. No, Calvin. Can I work the gas and brakes while you steer? No, Calvin. You never let me do anything.)
『妈妈,回来时候能让我开车吗?』
『当然不行啦,开尔文』
『那我只把方向盘行吗?保证不会撞车』
『不行,开尔文』
『那我帮你踩加油、踩刹车行吗?』
『想都别想,开尔文』
『什么你都不让我干』

19851127
(Here we find a thriving city: brand new buildings, a bustling economy. A scenic thoroughfare winds through this happy municipality. Here, a farmer drives his livestock to market. Tragically, this serene metropolis lies directly beneath the Hoover dam…)
『我们在这里建立了一座繁荣的城市:崭新的大楼,繁忙而兴旺……』
『漂亮的大道贯穿整个欢乐的都市,在这儿,一个农夫正把他的牛羊运往市场……』
『不幸的是,这座平静的大都市座落在胡佛水坝下面……』

19851128
(This smells like bat barf! That does it, young man! You are excused to your room! Don’t you think that’s a little harsh, dear? He’ll get hungry. Calvin has got to learn some manners! He won’t starve to death. …and extra pepperoni!)
『这东西闻着就恶心!』
『够了!臭小子,回房间去!』
『亲爱的,会不会太严厉了点儿?会把他饿坏的』
『开尔文必须学会有礼貌!少吃一顿饿不死的』
『再来一份意大利辣肠!!』

19851129
(We’ll see what the principal has to say about your attention span, young man! The valiant Spaceman Spiff has been captured! The aliens doubtlessly want the secret formula to the atomic napalm neutralizer! Moments from the torture chamber, Spiff springs into action! Why is he eating his hall pass?)
『小家伙,你又溜号了,看看校长怎么说你?』
『伟大的宇航员斯皮夫被抓住了!』
『怪物肯定是想要原子爆裂弹的设计公式!』
『剩下的时间不多了,斯皮夫必须行动了!』
『他干嘛把自己的学生证嚼了?』

19851130
(Do you believe in fate? You mean, that our lives are predestined? Yeah … that the things we do are inevitable. What a scary thought!)
『你信命吗?』
『你是说,未来早就注定了,对吗?』
『是啊……所有一切都无可避免』
『这想法真可怕!』

19851201
(No! goodness, what was all that fuss? Oh, Calvin didn’t want to take his bath. What a noisy kid! I’m doomed. I can’t believe my own parents would do this to me! AH-HA! I’ve got you now, kid! AAUGH! Help! Quick! Momm! HA HA HA! Have a drink! Hellp! Gurgle blub. Calvin! Quiet down and quit splashing! I don’t want to have to clean the whole bathroom. Ha! I pulled the plug! Down the drain with you! Die, fiend! Die, die!! Don’t tell me he’s letting out the water already! Believe it lady.)
『不!……不、不、不、不、不、不、不……』
『什么事这么惊天动地的?』
『开尔文说什么也不洗澡,这孩子真难缠!』
『我完蛋了,爸妈怎么能这样对我呢!』
『啊-哈!终于落我手里了,臭小子!』
『啊——救命啊!妈!』
『哈 哈 哈!淹死你!臭小子!』
『救——命!咕噜咕噜——』
『别闹啦!开尔文!把水溅得到处都是。我可不想把整个浴室再清理一遍!』
『哈!塞子被我拔掉了!滚回下水道吧!你这个臭妖怪!』
『啊——啊——』
『你不会把洗澡水都放了吧!』
『信不信由你,女士』

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2 Responses to 中文 卡尔文与霍布斯【Calvin and Hobbes】1985.11.25-1985.12.01

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小西

May 7th, 2008 at 7:17 am

来啦~~~

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April 29th, 2008 at 7:17 am

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