中文 卡尔文与霍布斯【Calvin and Hobbes】1985.12.09-1985.12.15

In: Calvin and Hobbes

20 Apr 2008

19851209
(Oh, Mary, you look ravishing in that skimpy negligee! Mmm … darling, don’t you wish we were married? But we are! … or did you mean to each other? I’ve got to have you! Let’s murder our spouses! Murder?! You sick animal! I love it when you talk that way! Come here! Sometimes I think I learn more when I stay home from school.)
『噢,玛丽,你穿着这件小睡衣简直太迷人了!』
*亲~亲~
『嗯……亲爱的,有没有想过要是我们结了婚就好了?』
『……我们确实都结婚了啊!……你是说我们俩结婚?』
*亲~亲~
『我一定要得到你!我们把各自的配偶干掉吧!』
『干掉?!……简直禽兽不如!不过我喜欢你这样讲话,来吧!』
*亲~亲~
『有时候我觉得在家比在学校学的东西还多』

19851210
(Mom, can I set fire to my bed mattress? No, Calvin. Can I ride my tricycle on the roof? No, Calvin. Then can I have a cookie? No, Calvin. She’s on to me.)
『妈,我把床垫烧了行吗?』
『不行,开尔文』
『在屋顶上骑车行吗?』
『不行,开尔文』
『吃块饼干行吗?』
『不行,开尔文』
『她是跟我卯上了』

19851211
(No, Mom! Don’t put me to bed! I instructed Hobbes to messily devour anyone who brings me in before 9 p.m.! Your stuffed tiger is in the washing machine. Fine time to take a bath! Listen, just because you never take one …)
『不要,妈!别逼我睡觉!』
『我让霍布斯吃掉任何9点以前让我睡觉的人!』
『你的玩具老虎在洗衣机里呢』
『你洗澡可真会挑时间!』
『切!澡都不洗的人也好意思说……』

19851212
(Did you watch the movie on TV last night? Nope. Did you watch the game then? Nope. Did you watch any TV last night? Nope. Then what did you watch?)
『昨晚上电视上演的电影你看了吗?』
『没』
『那比赛你看了吗?』
『没』
『昨晚上根本没看电视?』
『没』
『好吧,那你看什么了?』

19851213
(Insurance?? What a dumb idea! Why would anyone buy insurance from you?!? Thwping!)
*出售保险——五十元
『卖保险?这主意蠢到家了』
『有谁会买你的保险呢?』
*啪!

19851214
(Hello, Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?)
『喂,老爸!凌晨三点了哦,知道我在哪儿吗?』

19851215
(We join our hero Megazorks above the planet Gloob … Spaceman Spiff, conqueror of the cosmos, is pursued by the conqueror beings of planet Q-13! Spiff hyper-freem drive malfunctions! The aliens close in! suddenly, a searing bolt of deadly fram ray slices across the blackness! Our hero is unfazed. Another bolt! Spiff is hit!! Spiff is going down can he make it?? Is this the end?!? AAAAAA Spiff’s alive! He made it!! I’m alive! Ha ha ha! I kiss the sweet ground! Maybe you should play on the swings, Calvin.)
*现在让我们跟随大英雄麦格佐客拜访格鲁伯星球……
『宇宙的征服者——宇航员斯皮夫,正在受到Q-13星球舰队的追杀!』
『斯皮夫的飞船失去了控制!怪物的舰队渐渐逼近了!』
『突然,一道死亡射线划破黑暗直奔斯皮夫的飞船,幸运的是我们的英雄奇迹般的躲开了』
『又是一道!斯皮夫的飞船被击中了!』
『斯皮夫的飞船眼看就要追坠毁了!他能死里逃生吗?传奇还会继续吗?』
『啊~~~~』
『斯皮夫还活着!他成功了!』
『我还活着!哈!哈!哈!我要亲吻这片可爱的土地!』
『你该去试试荡秋千,开尔文』

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