中文 卡尔文与霍布斯【Calvin and Hobbes】1985.12.23-1985.12.29

In: Calvin and Hobbes

24 Apr 2008

19851223
(Hey! Where’s the stocking for Hobbes? Where’s Santa gonna stick Hobbes’ loot, if Hobbes doesn’t have a stocking?!? Okay, okay … I’ll make Hobbes a stocking. Don’t worry. Make it big, but not as big as mine. "…Hobbes’ loot"?? don’t look at me! I’m done shopping!)
『嘿!怎么没有霍布斯的圣诞袜子?』
『圣诞老人给他的礼物该放哪啊?』
『好好好……这就替霍布斯弄袜子去』
『一定要个大的,不过别比我的还大』
『……“霍布斯”的礼物怎么办?』
『别看我!好容易才把东西买齐了……』

19851224
(Are you still awake? Of course! It’s midnight. Let’s go! As soon as he drops the bag down, you grab it and I’ll close the flue!)
『没睡吧?』
『当然啦』
『半夜啦,行动!』
『他一放下背包,你就上去抢,我把烟道关上!』

19851225
(Uh, Hobbes? … I forgot to get you a present. I didn’t even make you a card … I’m sorry Hobbes. I didn’t mean to forget. It’s okay, little buddy. I didn’t get you anything either. But here’s a tiger hug for being my best friend. Not so hard, you big sissy. You squeeze my tears out. Merry Christmas.)
『嗯,霍布斯?……我没给你准备礼物,连张祝福卡片都没有……』
『抱歉,霍布斯,我不是故意要忘记的』
『没关系兄弟,我不也没给你准备礼物吗』
『不过这儿有一个老虎的拥抱,给我最好的朋友!』
『别这么使劲儿,傻瓜,把我弄得眼泪都掉下来了』
『圣诞快乐!』

19851226
(How long do you think it is till bedtime? Oh, six or seven hours, I imagine. Why do you ask? With any luck, mom will notice we’re missing by then.)
『你说睡觉时间还剩多久?』
『嗯,我想还有六七个小时吧』
『怎么想起问这个?』
『顺利的话,妈那时候会发现我们不见了』

19851227
(Calvin! What are you doing to the coffee table?!? Is this some sort of trick question, or what?)
『开尔文!在咖啡桌上干什么?!!?』
……
『是脑筋急转弯吗?还是想问别的?』

19851228
(Hey Calvin, you want to play "house"? I don’t know. How do you play? Okay … first, you come home from work. Then I come home from work. We’ll gripe about our jobs, and then we’ll argue over whose turn it is to microwave dinner.)
『嗨,开尔文,咱们玩过家家吧?』
『不知道,怎么个玩法?』
『嗯……你先下班回家,然后我也下班回家』
『抱怨一会工作上的事,然后讨论一下谁来准备晚餐』

19851229
(Very grim, Calvin. You’re still having oatmeal. Gurgle. Quit playing with your oatmeal and eat it, Calvin. Gagpth! I’m free! Bugh! Yaah! Death to oatmeal! You’ll never escape, vile glop! Die! Die! Calvin! Quit! … oh no … It’s your fault we didn’t have a sweet little girl! Your stupid chromosome!! Not mine!! … I just live here.)
『开尔文,燕麦粥怎么还没吃完?』
『咯咯』
『别玩了,快把燕麦粥喝光』
『呕!!解放喽!嘣!』
『呀!!~~去死吧,臭燕麦粥!』
『你跑不掉的!死吧!去死吧!』
『开尔文,别闹了!……噢,天啊……』
『都怪你,生个乖巧可爱的女儿该有多好!都怪你可恶的染色体!!都怪你!』
『……就连住在这儿都不对了……』

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