中文 卡尔文与霍布斯【Calvin and Hobbes】1986.01.06-1986.01.12

In: Calvin and Hobbes

30 Apr 2008

ch860106 
(All right class, who would like to give his book report first? Calvin, how about you? Calvin? Calvin? Spaceman Spiff cooly draws his death ray blaster …)
『好,谁来大家讲讲自己的读书报告?』
『卡尔文,你先来?』
『卡尔文?』
『卡尔文?』
『宇航员斯皮夫冷静地掏出死亡射线枪……』

 

ch860107
(2 + 7 = I cannot answer this question, as it is against my religious principles. It’s worth a shot.)
『2 + 7 = ?』
『这道题我答不了,因为它违背了我的信条』
『不过可以试试』

 

ch860108
(Hobbes, what do you think happens to us when we die? I think we play saxophone for an all-girl cabaret in New Orleans. So you believe in heaven? Call it what you like.)
『霍布斯,我们死后会怎么样?』
……
『会在奥尔良的夜总会为女孩子们吹萨克斯』
『这么说你相信有天堂?』
『你想叫天堂就叫它天堂好了』

 

ch860109
(We are a fierce and dirty band of cutthroat pirates! Keep a sharp lookout Matey. We want no sissy girls on our ship! We don’t like girls? Of course not dummy! We’re a murderous bunch of pirates, remember?! Who do we smooch then?)
『我们是一帮凶恶残暴的嗜血海盗!』
『盯紧点儿,伙计,别让那些胆小没用的女孩上船』
『我们不喜欢女孩?』
『那当然了,笨蛋!咱们是杀人如麻的海盗,你忘了啊?』
『那咱们该亲吻谁呢?』

 

ch860110
(What did you bring for show and tell Susie? I brought a letter I wrote to our congressman. What did you bring? A bag of dead bugs I collected from our window sills. Best of all, this way mom didn’t have to pack me a lunch!)
『今天的口语课你准备秀什么,苏茜?』
『给议员的一封信』
『你呢?』
『从窗台上收集的一堆死虫子』
『还有呢,妈都不用给我准备午餐了!』

 

ch860111
(We’ll Hobbes, we did it again. We’re separated from the troop and hopelessly lost. Fortunately, our motto is "Be prepared." With this full backpack we can stay out here for weeks! Just so long as we don’t get hungry.)
『霍布斯,咱又回这儿了,看来是和大部队失散,彻底迷路了』
『不过还好,咱们的座右铭就是“有备无患”』
『瞧我带的这满满一包,就是在这待上几星期都没问题!』
『只要我们肚子不饿就没问题』

 

ch860112
(I’m home from school! So I gathered. Hobbes? Yaaaaah! Aaaaugh! Tiger attack! Calvin! Quit crashing around! Hobbes jumped me Mom! I was fighting for my very survival!! Sure Calvin. Look, I don’t want to sew Hobbes up again, so why don’t you two go do something quiet? Okay, okay … You sissy. Mom always takes your side! That’s because she wanted another tiger,not you!)
『妈,我回来啦』
『没看没见我正收拾东西吗』
『霍布斯?』
『啊!!』
『啊~~~老虎扑!』
*呯嗙呯嗙呯嗙
『卡尔文,别折腾了!』
『是霍布斯,他先扑我的!为了求生我才反击的』
『唉,卡尔文,我可不想再缝霍布斯了,你俩还是做些温和点的游戏吧,好吗?』
『好吧好吧』
『你这娘娘腔,妈妈老是偏袒你!』
『因为她想再要只老虎,可不想再要个儿子!』

 

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June 2nd, 2008 at 3:22 pm

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