Archive for May, 2008
（Calvin, pass this note to Jessica. It’s a secret note, so don’t read it. Calvin you stinkhead: I told you not to read this. Susie.）『卡尔文，把这纸条传给杰西卡』『要保密哦，不许偷看』“卡尔文你个臭坏蛋，说了不让偷看的 ——苏茜” （That dirty Susie Derkins. She’ll be sorry if she tries to pass another note. Psst … Calvin! Pass this secret note to Jessica, okay? Teacher! Susie’s passing notes! [...]
『我恨星期一』 1. BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ2. ZZZZZZZ3. SPLOOSH4. Garfield: I hate mondays 『你就不会绕着家具走吗？』 1.2.3. Jon: Ever thought of walking AROUND the furniture? 『唉唉……猫活一辈子也难免有一次放松警惕的时候』 1.2. Garfield: Oh well… I guess a cat is entitled to let down on his defenses once in his life3. *哗哗*啪啪『怎么做都是白搭』 1. WATER WATER WATER2. PAT PAT PAT3. Jon: What’s the use? [...]
『嘭！』*哒哒哒～『我讨厌星期一』 1. BOING!2. RRRR3. Garfield: I hate mondays 『该从宠物店给加菲买点什么呢？』『买根磨爪棒吧？』『好啊！这就给他买一根去』『太明智了，伙计』 1. Jon: I wonder if I should pick up anything for Garfield from the pet store Lyman: How about a scratching post?2. Jon: Good idea. I’ll get him one3. Lyman: Bless you! 『惊喜！加菲』『天啊，是磨爪棒！』*啪*磨～磨～磨……『比客厅窗帘可差远了，不过可以给它7分！』 1. Jon: Surprise, Garfield! Garfield: Oh boy, a scratching post2. Garfield: [...]
『加菲，开饭啦！』『我讨厌周一』 1. FWIP!2. FLUFF FLUFF3. Jon: Garfield! Time to eat!4. Garfield: I hate mondays. 『我们的国家应该全面禁狗……』『他们又傻、又笨、又吵、又野……』『还把国家无数的消防栓搞生锈』 1. Garfield: All dogs should be banned from our country…2. Garfield: They are noisy, silly, sloppy, rude…3. Garfield: And they’re rusting our nation’s fire hydrants. 『哒嘀哒～』*啪『要不是我生性温柔，这狗早就生不如死了』 1. Garfield: Tum, dee-dum, dee-dum2. PUNT!3. Garfield: If it weren’t for my [...]
*啪~啪~『我讨厌星期一』 1. BAT BAT2.3. Garfield: I hate mondays. 『嗨，加菲，跟木偶Hondo打个招呼』『“嗨，加菲，你是只大肥猫！哈-哈-哈！”』 1. Jon: Hey, Garfield. Meet Hondo the puppet.2. Hondo: Hi, Garfield. You’re sure fat! Ha-ha-ha! 『我恨夏天』『热得受不了，车座粘乎乎，流行花粉热，草坪被烤焦……』『更别提没猫点心可吃了』 1. Garfield: I hate summer2. Garfield: The unbearable heat, sticky car seats, hay fever season and scorched lawns…3. Garfield: not to mention curdled kitty munchies *呼呼～『啊！啊～』『噢～哇～唔……』 1. [...]
『*#@#*!!小腿抽筋了！』 1.2.3. Garfield: *#@#*!! Leg cramps 『唉……』『砰！』 1. Jon: Hmmmmm2. SMACK!3. 『咕噜咕噜』『咕噜咕噜！』『吃点烤宽面糕？』『咕噜咕噜』1. Garfield: PURRRR2. Garfield: PURRR!3. Jon: Have some lasagna, Garfield… Garfield: Purrrr 『沙沙～瑟瑟～沙沙～』『加菲，快从垃圾桶里出来』 1. CRINKLE RUSTLE CRINKLE2.3. Jon: Garfield, get out of the trash 『可恶的臭虫子！』*拍！『谢谢啊，你可是帮了我一个大忙』 1. BUZZZZZ Garfield: Darn bugs2. SWAT!3. Jon: Thanks. I needed that 『还是猫做宠物更合适』『狗能保护主人啊』『我可最讨厌看见掉眼泪的男人了』 1. Jon: [...]